Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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