Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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