I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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