ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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