gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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