you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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