No subtext here. People are naked.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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