But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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