After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
