And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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