I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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