With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I am mentally ready for anal.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
