i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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