Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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