Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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