Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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