Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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