North Korea, Best Korea!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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