What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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