We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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