Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
