I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
