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(212): View more from New York

Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.

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(317): View more from Indiana

sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".

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(631): View more from New York

woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?

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you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."

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(314): View more from Missouri

he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.

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(478): View more from Georgia

I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol

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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof

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They're waiting for you to die

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(303): View more from Colorado

If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy

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(785): View more from Kansas

I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls

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