do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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