I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Do vagina's smell?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
not ubering you a puppy
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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