So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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