What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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