It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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