can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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