if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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