oh god the rape fog is back!
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
