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(818): View more from California

I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...

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(815): View more from Illinois

you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed

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(407): View more from Florida

I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now

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