I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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