think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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