And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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