Taylor Swift is so right about you.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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