They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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