My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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