There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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