Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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