You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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