Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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