But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
tell me about the eggs
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