yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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