new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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