I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
it glows. i had to have it.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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