Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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