Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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