Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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