Welp...herpes.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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